I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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