9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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