we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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