So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I looked at my own cervix.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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