I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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