i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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