I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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