I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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