i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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