Whod you bang
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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