kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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