I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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