Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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