he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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