I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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