But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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