I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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