Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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