What tipped you off? The sombrero?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
please don't ironically join a cult
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