I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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