your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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