he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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