I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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