sorry about calling you the devil all night.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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