I'm an idiot
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.