i just wanna soil my oats bro
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Come camping we have xanax and steaks