none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not