Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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