I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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