Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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