One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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