Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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