I cockslap morals
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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