did you get engaged???
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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