i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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