I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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