just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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