i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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