if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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