My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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