I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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