how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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