I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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