at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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