She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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