I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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