just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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