She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
