That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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