the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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