He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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