Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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