I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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