im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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