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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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