we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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