I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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